Then on the third day you could have said that the poor thing had passed away in the night.
Leaky roof puns.
They really raised the roof.
Gable had a leak in the roof over his dining room so he called a repairman to take a look at it.
A man comes by in a boat and says get in get in the religous man replies no i have faith in god he will grant me a miracle later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again.
If your ceiling has a plastic vapor barrier between the drywall and the attic insulation push the insulation aside and look for flow stains on the plastic often water runs to openings in the vapor barrier such as at ceiling light fixtures.
Today you could have said that it was playing on the roof.
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Performance is going through the roof.
Went to a party with a construction team the other week.
A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood.
Sometimes the water shows up at a ceiling spot distant from the leak.
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Tomorrow you could have said that it fell off and had broken its leg.
Some roof leaks are tough to locate.
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