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Jokes funny 50th birthday slogans.

May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest. See more ideas about 50th birthday quotes birthday quotes funny 50th birthday quotes. Age is not important unless you re a cheese. 50th birthday jokes about memory congratulations you ve finally reached the wonder years.

Wonder where your car is parked. Old age is like underwear. Bob hope sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20. It creeps up on you anon.

The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once. Wendy cope middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Wonder where your glasses are. Funny 50th birthday sayings group 3.

I m 50 and the only thing getting thinner is my skin. I m aiming by the time i m fifty to stop being an adolescent wendy cope. I m aiming by the time i m fifty to stop being an adolescent. We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through congress.

Wonder where you left your phone. Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon. It s just unfortunate that no dress rehearsal is allowed.

Wonder what day it is. At age 50 everyone has the face he deserves george orwell.